Crazy Apple Rumors Site » Blog Archive » CARS Announces New Books! This is too funny. I personally am sick and tired of people wanting get a piece of Apple pie, which is understandable, but at least have some decency to make up better reasons for it. Not be able to change the phone battery? Not be able to brick the phone? iPod is too loud? Give me a Br….

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